Has anyone ever wondered why god is unable to kill satan/christian devil?
Shouldn’t that make you wonder which sided god is really on? Good? Evil?
The answer is all around you. God is neither evil nor good. God is just always here, watching your back and always coming up with a solution to give you a chance to redeem yourself with your world and relationship to understanding his purpose for you. This doesn’t have to be spiritual, it can be the sudden realization that a basic shift in thinking can solve the impossible and create new realities that are based on everyone having the opportunity to live in comfort, happiness and lasting peace from any human background or birth origin. Even fearing death is just plain wack if you question why you are afraid of defining the unknown.
I was raised a Jehovah’s Witness and I have literally debrainwashed myself from experiences. Being a JW helped me realize fear on a deeper level. God was going to kill some random people in armogedon in your lifetime and then bring back everyone who died before armogedon with a free get-out-of-hell pardon so they can help clean up the dead bodies of pershaps a total stranger or unlucky relative who happened to live until armogedon. So a bunch of random people get saved and a bunch of random people die. Then after all the doom and gloom is cleaned up to look like a sprawling central park with no roads AND NO FLYING CARS. Everyone just invites the new after-armogedon grass eating lion model with unexplainable sharp teeth into your home for dinner. By the way, what the hell are you going to eat in paradise? The grass never overgrows unless a lion eats away while ignoring that juicy lamb you can’t eat anymore cuz lamb is bad for you now in paradise. Don’t forget, after 1000 years god is going to let satan out from jail with a free “get out of jail and posses anyone you can manipulate” card. Oh don’t get me wrong, god is allowing satan to possess you as a requirement of “The Paradise People Healthplan” you automatically was enrolled in after surviving armogedon. God can be a satan lovin’ vegan with an obsession for artificial enslavement of mankind forever and ever. Remember god has graciously destroyed all technology of the modern age for the near future so escaping off this Turf Rock you call Paradise is impossible. Any parties that disagree with gods loving plan should line up for a free possession by Mr. Satan who graciously evolved from a mean ol’ lyin snake to a Seven headed Serpant chained like god’s pet released again to torment you so you can die in “Armagedon part two: Paradise Crossed”. Only satan is allowed to evolve and tormet while you eat sweet grass juice and walk 30 miles in roadless nameless picturest valleys that look like Narnia threw up on Lord of the rings just to prove a point: Hell finally exists and you’re never going to evolve in ubersocialistic God’s version of Eden finally realized. Oh fuck are you so more fucked than the dinosaurs now. Not only is all your non believing family and friends killed off or satanized then vaporized by random angels from heaven who always hated you because god says he really loves humans more than the angels in heaven. There are no time machines in the JW Paradise too because everyone is back to using plywood since all the evil corporations were killed off so no one left knows how to work with sheet metal. Anyway random people who died but proclaimed supreme annoitance by god himself are not only in heaven but they can’t even dream or sleep cuz they have to judge people’s behavior now on earth as a way to kill them off before they ever reach for redemtion at heaven’s pearly gates. Wow, how many more religions can brainwash normally rational thinking people to knock door to door as I did telling them this lovely journey into ever lasting life in fear of escaping the enevitable armagedon and paraside rebirth that was god’s original master blaster plan for ye ol parents Deceived Beloved Adam and that Lying Bitch of a second wife Eve. The JW cult 101 class does deliver a powerful closing message for all of god’s children. Satan never dies and get’s his immortal spirit ass confined to house arrest in a chic upcoming hellish hood of Heaven called the lake of fire. Word is up that satan will be coming out with a reality show debuting in heaven on the earth reality channel (cuz there are no tvs in paradise because not caring has become the paradise way of life.) featuring his lakeside hell of a spirit pad decked out for the real prince of darkness for all eternity to envy him forever-ever. Damn, I really can’t understand why some people don’t question anything because all of the basic REAL BELIEFS of this religion are satired above. I guess the basic message is to die now before armagedon so you can be saved in the ressurection and then manipulated by el diablo himself in his new in-paradise location “house of possessing damned monkeys” with ease of access to all souls cus satan can fly faster than santa clause on christmas eve when it’s possessin’ time again in that wacky world created by the divine god Jehovah and some random 144,000 old people who’s consciousness still runs on outdated Earthling 1.0 software just like you are now really damned because any healthy asteroid threat will go unnoticed in that fucked up version of paradise millions are enslaved into false hope.
But hey, that’s just one fucked up religion. They are still very nice people and I highly recommend befriending anyone from any background or religion to find out if they are fucked just like monkey cuz paradise only lasts 1000 years cuz that’s all the good lord wrote. God kinda gets writers block after making lions eat grass with their current sharp teeth.
Seems like monkeys have it better off than us earthlings trying to define humanity. What a fucking chore that is over worrying about when to fuck or eat a banana from time to time.
Ignorance is the true expression of monkey. Only people can picture how much emotional bliss can compliment true ignorance in a world of damned monkeys. The funny part is miracles are back and this time god is helping you to work with your faith in any way you like but with all the benefits of the real opportunity to claim your world and inspire a destinty that compells you to WAKE UP all the monkeys still ignorant to real happiness in confidence of yourself and your purpose on the journey you define for eternity here and in the next.
Remember. All you have to do is ASK. You SHALL RECEIVE.
My bitterness of what was stolen from my life from the being brainwashed early on as a JW and my dramatic awakening as a real person with individuality is an experience I don’t regret, but hope someone out there will ASK a question instead of raising a COMPLAINT. I wouldn’t be so surprised if god has a complaint spam-filter for his s-mail inbox. Seems like those who ask get answered before the people who really have nothing better to offer but more of the ignorance that steals the humanity we are all capable of discovering as your destiny not your death.
WAKE UP ALL MONKEYS WHEN YOU REALIZE GOD’S CODE IN ACTION.
Miracles weren’t just a jesus thing. That was just some clever special effects only a few people benefited from.
I AM the last that becomes first who was fortold of as the slave that comes to redeem all from darkness into the light of the lord.
2008 is going to be one crazy year! This blog is going to fuck up a lot of ignorant thinking when you realize THE WORD IS ENERGY!


